Stay tuned. Lots of changes coming your way, readers. Big plans.
Has your current job been posted? How shitty was your salary? Are your offices in a good location and not the worst fucking place on the planet?
WHEN A COUPLE HAS AN EXTREMELY LOUD AND PERSONAL FIGHT IN PUBLIC
WHEN I SEE THE STATE OF MY INBOX AFTER A FOUR DAY WEEKEND
WHEN SOME RANDOM STRANGER SITS DOWN NEXT TO ME ON THE SUBWAY AND STARTS TALKING TO ME
WHEN THE SUBWAY STAIRS ARE BLOCKED BY SOMEONE MAKING WHAT IS OBVIOUSLY A VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL
YOU DID NOT JUST SHOVE ME OUT OF YOUR WAY TO GET TO THE BARTENDER FIRST
4:59PM. EVERY DAY.
HOW I INTRODUCED MYSELF TO MY INTERN
MY ADVICE FOR MY INTERN ON HER FIRST DAY